First off I want to tell you all that hot sauce on pumpkins, does work. The squirrels have stopped eating them!! WOoho0!
Second, I had to share a conversation that I had with my husband today. Remember, he's on day 7 of 13 that he has to be off work because of a medical issue stopping him from actually being physically able to do his work.
Him: What's up with your hair and make up?
Me: I'm testing it out for the Halloween party.
Him: You're doing a dry run of your hair and make up for a party?
Him: Are you being a hooker for Halloween?
Him: Really? (please note: he sounded excited when I said yes)
Me: Well, I'm being a Can-Can Girl...
Him: What the fuck is that?
Me: You know, corset, skirt with lots of colored ruffles, fishnets, old school boots...
Him: Is that a hooker?
Me: Kinda, I guess.
Me: They were big in France and then kind of a thing in the old west.
Him: So you're being a French hooker?
Me: Yeah, I guess.
Him: Even better!
Me: Ya know, like that movie...
Him: What movie?
Me: Ya know that movie...with the Can Can Girls...
Me: The frickin...with that chick that was married to Tom Cruise...the crazy red head...
Me: YEAH! The frickin...shit...and she's sick and coughs up blood...
Him: She was a diseased hooker?
Me: HA! Uhm...
Him: Not good.
Me: She had TB.
Him: Sooooooooooo...she was diseased...and a hooker...she was a diseased hooker. Hope she didn't spread her diseased hookerness around.
Me: She sang. Then died. It was stupid.
Him: This conversation is stupid.
Me: You're stupid!
Him: I need to go back to work.
Him: Wanna do something fun at nap time (wink wink)
Me: You missed nap time
Him: What!? When?!
Me: When he was napping!
Him: Where was I?
Me: In the garage.
Him: You didn't come get me!
Me: I was busy
Him: Doing what?
Me: Not you...
Him: You suck.
Can you feel it? The never ending, undying love!!