Thank you to my dear friend Chrissie for sending me this link from MSN.com. It absolutely made my day!
HUTCHINSON, Kan. —
There are not enough H's and A's in the weberverse to show you via text in my blog how hard I laughed when I read this. GO GRANNY GO!
What kind of piece of shit on wheels has a rap sheet including rape, battery, restraint, and damage to property? Who tries to attack a 71 year old woman? This guy right here:
The only thing better than the fact that this dbag got his ass kicked by a 71 year old woman is the fact that he has a busted face and neck brace in his mug shot forever documenting it! AND, I would guess that will leave a scar. How do ya think he'll feel looking at his busted up face and knowing the little old lady from Pasedena gave him that mark!?
Now, look here little old ladies...DON'T LET GUYS IN IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM! Don't even answer the door...although if you do, apparently you should do it with frying pan in hand.
Not only did he get his ass kicked by someone old enough to have birthed his parents...she mopped up the floor with him so badly that he require staples in his head and a neck brace.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...Babe Ruth there swung hard enough to make him throw up! Do you know how bad a head injury has to be to make someone hork? Pretty bad, trust me, I damn near knocked myself out last night when I accidentally threw my head back into the corner of a shelf. I didn't feel queasy for even a second! That's a serious body reflex to injury. I am damn impressed.
There really are no words for how awesome this is.
Let the dickheads out there be warned, we women have frying pans and know how to use them!