Fat Turkey Ass

I'm pretty sure that the 1st Thanksgiving is to blame for obesity in the US.  Yup.  How else could it have started?!?  Lets all sit around a table and eat until we're ready to explode.  Totally the beginning of the end of skinny society.  Though...I myself, am a fan of the Roman way of thinking.  Fat=wealthy.  But that's probably just the lazy cheeseburger lover in me :)