I weighed the options. I really did.
It's supposed to be 20 degrees below disgusting here tomorrow...that made the option of bath nearly impossible. I couldn't have her tail freezing off.
I say "the options" like this is the first time this particular subject has come up. And by nearly impossible, I mean not gonna happen for a bunch of not so good reasons.
So tonight I did the unthinkable...or is it. I came up with a plan so lazy, so "Git R Done", so hillbilly that it could only be described as Duct Tape Brilliant.
I Febreezed the dog.
Funnier still is that I posted that on FB, and one of my buddies asked me how I got her to hold still for long enough to do it. I hadn't even thought about that! I just assumed that she would stand there with her tail between her legs and take it like big girl...and she did.