Thursday, November 25, 2010

A dirty little turkey

In honor of dirty birds everywhere, and thanks to my dear friend Jacque who delivered my son into this world...

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving:
1.   Talk about huge breasts!

2.  Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3.  It's Cool Whip time!

4.  If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!!

5.  That's one terrific spread!

6.  I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7.  Are you ready for seconds yet?

8.  Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9.  Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10.  Don't play with your meat.

11.  Just spread the legs wide open and stuff it in!

12.  Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13.  I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14.  You still have a little bit on your chin.

15.  How long will it take after you stick it in?

16.  You'll know it's ready when it pops up!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY READERS!
May you all find blessings, love, and joy this holiday season.
~ 21stCDG ~



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