So today I broke my cardinal rule and went Black Friday shopping. The store was misleadingly calm and once loaded to the point of having to say excuse me more times than I can count to get past people and after a few mishaps of things falling off my stack so tall I couldn't see past it...I stood in the check out line for TWENTY MINUTES!!! Black Friday-you suck. Never again! I'll pay extra to maintain my sanity!
After my shopping trip, I hit the attic to dig out some holiday cheer to decorate with, which is where I found it...a stabbity unlike any other stabbity I have ever seen.
What is a Stabbity?
According to everyone's favorite dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com)
If you read stark.raving.mad.mommy you know all about Stabbity dolls and how awesomely creepy they are. Mom in a million recently jumped on the stabbity train with a Stabbity Elf found here: http://www.mom-in-a-million.com/2010/11/santas-little-covert-agent/ and in the spirit of the holidays I am jumping on board myself.
I present to you my very 1st stabbity...The Stabbity Reindeer:
Once upon a time this was a very cute reindeer candle similar to this...but with stabbity eyes...
So while the hillbillies down the street get their unique decorations set up:
...I am weighing the options:
*Toss the Stabbity Reindeer to the depths of the local dump and let one more piece of Christmas past fade to memory
*or keep the it, and find some twisted way to display this creepy little guy
Back to decorating and making sure no one has found the present stash!